Movie Cast (87)

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  Dana Carvey

  Pistachio Disguisey

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  Brent Spiner

  Devlin Bowman

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  Jennifer Esposito

  Jennifer Baker

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  Harold Gould

  Grandfather Disguisey

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  James Brolin

  Fabbrizio Disguisey

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  Austin Wolff

  Barney Baker

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  Edie McClurg

  Mother Disguisey

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  Maria Canals-Barrera

  Sophia (as Maria Canals)

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  Robert Machray

  Texas Man

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  Michael Bailey Smith

  Henchman

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  Rachel Lederman

  Texas Wife

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  Mark Devine

  Trent

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  Kenan Thompson

  Kenan

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  Jay Johnston

  Rex

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  Jessica Simpson

  Jessica Simpson

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  Jessica Lee Keller

  Group Dancer

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  Vincent Riverside

  Henchman

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  Mark Ginther

  Henchman

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  Carrick O'Quinn

  Henchman

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  Mitch Silpa

  Henchman

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  Virginia Hawkins

  Interview Woman

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  Jonathan Loughran

  Security Guard

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  Ted Rooney

  Security Guard

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  Brandon Molale

  Doorman

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  Erick Avari

  Cigar Maker

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  Phil Jones

  Businessman

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  Michael DeLuise

  Businessman

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  Larry Cedar

  Businessman

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  Andrew Shaifer

  Liberty Bell Security Guard

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  Vincent Castellanos

  Art Dealer

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  Roger Mussenden

  Waiter

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  Al Goto

  Ninja Warrior

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  Simon Rhee

  Ninja Warrior

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  Kevin Nealon

  White Collar Executive

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  Bill Cho Lee

  Mongolian Elder

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  Chao Li Chi

  Mongolian

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  Steve Gormley

  German Businessman

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  Christel Smith

  German Businesswoman

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  Ava Metz

  Another German

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  Bo Derek

  Herself

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  Barry Bernardi

  Bernardo

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  Brian Catalano

  Italian Officer

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  Gabriel Pimentel

  Boxing Dummy

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  Martha Del Rio

  Puerto Rican Housekeeper

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  Guelmarí Oppenheimer

  Waitress

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  Tracy E. Wilson

  Female Partygoer

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  Patricia De Leon

  Waitress

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  Phil Fischer

  Bully

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  Steven Hack

  Chemistry Teacher

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  Dane Morris

  Young Pistachio

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  Bryan Jeffrey Price

  Jock

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  Andy Morrow

  Captain America Kid

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  Naya Rivera

  Captain America Kid

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  Julius Ritter

  Captain America Kid

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  Brighton Hertford

  Captain America Kid

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  Sandra Lindquist

  Bartender

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  Eugene C. Palmer

  Chef

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  Leland Crooke

  Appraiser

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  Mike Johnson

  Constitution Security Guard

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  Michael Lee Phillips Jr.

  Constitution Security Guard

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  Buddy Bolton

  Abe Lincoln

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  Stuart Quan

  Ninja

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  Spencer Sano

  Ninja

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  Hiro Koda

  Ninja

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  Johnny Nguyen

  Ninja

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  Yoshio Iizuka

  Ninja

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  Ronn Surels

  Ninja

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  Andy Cheng

  Ninja

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  Steven Ho

  Ninja

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  Tony Wilde

  Doug

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  Berglind Icey

  Big Bottom Girl

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  Leasi Andrews

  Big Bottom Girl

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  Anna Marie Goddard

  Big Bottom Girl

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  Theresa Madelin Lin

  Big Bottom Girl

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  Adrian Armas

  Group Dancer

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  Gustavo Vargas

  Group Dancer

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  Paul Benshoof

  Group Dancer

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  Oscar Orosco

  Group Dancer

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  Andrea Bogart

  Group Dancer

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  Paulette Maxwell

  Group Dancer

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  Paula Abdul

  Choreographer (uncredited)

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  Lisa Foiles

  Lisa (uncredited)

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  Jesse V. Johnson

  Thief (uncredited)

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  Shane Lyons

  Shane (uncredited)

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  Michael Johnson

  Himself

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  Cole Sprouse

  Young Pistachio

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  Dylan Sprouse

  Young Pistachio

Movie Crew (45)