Movie Cast (75)

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  Luke Wilson

  Cpl. "Average Joe" Bauers / "Not Sure"

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  Maya Rudolph

  Rita

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  Dax Shepard

  Frito Pendejo

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  Terry Crews

  President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

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  Anthony 'Citric' Campos

  Secretary of Defense

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  David Herman

  Secretary of State

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  Sonny Castillo

  Prosecutor

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  Kevin McAfee

  Bailiff

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  Robert Musgrave

  Sgt. Keller

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  Michael McCafferty

  Officer Collins

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  Christopher Ryan

  Hospital Technician

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  Justin Long

  Dr. Lexus

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  Heath Jones

  Cop #1

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  Eli Muñoz

  Horny Guy

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  Patrick Fischler

  Yuppie Husband

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  Darlene Hunt

  Yuppie Wife

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  Ryan Ransdell

  Trashy Guy

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  Melissa Sweet

  Slutty Girl

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  Valerie Posas

  New Slutty Girl

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  Wes Davis

  Trashy Teen Jock

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  Andrew Wilson

  Beef Supreme

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  Mark Tuner

  Officer

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  Kevin Klee

  Main Character (Ow! My Balls! Guy)

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  John Dodson

  Additional Officer

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  Melissa Espinales

  Counter Woman

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  Joseph Cheatham

  Doctor in Waiting Room

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  Jason Schaefer

  Prison Guard #1 / Costco Greeter

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  Richard Reeder

  Prison Guard #2

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  Lawrence Castillo

  Prison Guard #3

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  Turk Pipkin

  Guy at Costco

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  Heather Kafka

  Woman at Carl's Jr.

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  Christopher M. Campos

  Congressman #1

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  Roman Ramos

  Congressman #2

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  Randal Reeder

  Secret Service Thug

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  Scarface

  Upgrayedd

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  Brendan Hill

  Secretary of Energy

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  Thomas Haden Church

  Brawndo CEO

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  Melissa Dawn

  Female Newscaster

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  Derek Southers

  Male Newscaster

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  Lidia Porto

  Female Reporter

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  Gregory Kelly

  Stadium Guard

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  Greg Pitts

  Cameraman

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  Jason Konopisos-Alvarez

  Cop at Government Center

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  Mitch Baker

  Doctor

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  Daniel Smith

  Control Room Director

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  Chris Warner

  Cop at Costco

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  Lonnie Nelson

  Trapped Man

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  Danny Cochran

  Secretary of Education

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  Marcos Martinez Rios

  Secret Service Thug #2

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  Earl Mann

  Narrator (voice)

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  Sara Rue

  Attorney General (uncredited)

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  Evan Miller

  Charles Chaplin (uncredited)

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  Heath Allyn

  Prisoner (uncredited)

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  Erik Anderson

  Angry Court Member (uncredited)

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  Jason Bohn

  Hospital Patient (uncredited)

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  Glori Renee Euwer

  Museum Visitor (uncredited)

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  Evelyn Hurley

  One of Upgrayedd's Ladies (uncredited)

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  Tom Kenny

  Computer Voice (uncredited)

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  Max Kruemcke

  Townsperson (uncredited)

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  T.J. McFarland

  Old Man (uncredited)

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  Jesse Medeles

  Peterson (uncredited)

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  James Moreno

  Front Row Juror (uncredited)

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  Dan Murphy

  Congressman (uncredited)

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  Steve Powers

  Townsperson (uncredited)

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  Stephen Root

  Judge Hector "The Hangman" (uncredited)

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  Lainie Safady

  President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)

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  Ava Knighten Santana

  President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)

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  Kati Sharp

  Townsperson (uncredited)

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  Michael Sorrells

  Party Guest (uncredited)

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  Gary Teague

  Townsperson (uncredited)

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  Curtis Wayne

  Amusement Park Patron (uncredited)

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  Caitlin Wehrle

  President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)

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  Heath Young

  Townsperson (uncredited)

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  Spencer Kayden

  Miss Claypool (uncredited)

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  Samantha Inoue Harte

  Juror (uncredited)

Movie Crew (56)