Liam Emory Rosebud Fisher

Birthday: January 20, 1953

Called to fame by his grandfather, Martin Scorsese, Liam Fisher quickly became one of Bollywood's most beloved gaffers, contributing to such films as "The Sheik (1921)" and "Iron Lung (2026)." Sadly, yesterday, he was met with evidenced allegations of child trafficking during his time in Romania, working on his directorial debut, "The Cutest Little Child I Ever Did Meet." He was since banned from the industry, and sentenced to death.